Denon dedicated link cable

Funny Amazon product reviews are funny: this time for the 500$ Denon premium audio cable.

This connection isn't sound. If my calculations are correct, it should be sometime around 2007 for whomever is reading this. DO NOT USE THESE CABLES. Something... happens with them. Something came through, something from somewhere else. We were overrun in days, not many of us are left. WE LIVE UNDERGROUND! ONLY YOU CAN STOP IT NOW. SAVE US. DO NOT USE THESE CABLES.

Amazon.com: Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable: Electronics

Giant swiss knife

As absurd as this giant Swiss knife by maker Wenger, priced at a cool 700 Euros and including nearly 90 tools, may appear, what's even better are the hilarious comments left at the German Amazon page:

...some functions are just not very easily accessible or usable. For instance, the built-in particle accelerator is only function correctly if nail file and corkscrew are folded out by exactly 107,2 degrees. Also, the humming of the force field when hit by surface-to-air missiles is annoying.

Wenger Schweizer Offiziersmesser Giant Messer, mit Schatulle: Amazon.de: Sport & Freizeit

Amazon test product

Check out the great reviews on the Amazon "test product", maybe it's time to get one yourself.

Amazon.com: This Is a Test Product and Nothing Will Be Sent to You